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378 'Lonelyhearts'

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Fan experiment (this one was a little hard coz I drew it so small).

Name: Experiment 378, "Lonelyhearts".
Series: 3-Series - Psychological.
Gender: Female.
Primary Function: Induces unrequited love in males.
Function Expanded: 378 uses her spell to cause men to fall in love with her at first sight, and then purposely rejects them. Her victims become incredibly depressed and sulk around instead of contributing to society (thus the downfall of civilizations). They also continue to pursue 379's affections in sappy ways (such as writing her songs/poetry), will fight each other over her, and will do anything she says.
Additional Special Abilities: Controls men under her spell.
Weakness: Women are immune to her spell, has no physical defenses.
Pod Activation: Splashed with champagne during a pair of newlyweds picnic on the beach.
Neutralization: Lilo, Angel, and several other female experiments defeat her "love zombie" army and corner her, forcing her to undo the spell. She then falls in love with Gantu when she misinterprets his reason for capturing her.
Named By: Lilo.
One True Place: Pursuing Gantu's love.
Lessons And Proverbs: Don't dwell on a broken heart because it's not the end of the world, "You always hurt the ones you love."

This is an amusing episode.

Jumba made this experiment after his ex-wife dumped him because he wanted everyone else in the universe to be as miserable as he was. But as he was making her, the feeling of creating something so evil made him happy again. He immediately dehydrated it when it was done.

After Lonelyhearts gets reactivated, she puts Stitch, Reuben, Pleakley, and several other random people and experiments under her spell. Stitch sulks around the house, ignores Lilo, and composes sappy love songs on the ukulele. Meanwhile, Reuben doesn't feel like eating sandwiches (SHOCK! Even Gantu becomes worried about him, thinking he's broken and taking him to Jumba) and writes bad poetry instead. The two also attempt to beat the crap out of each other (a completely one-sided fight, as you can imagine) when they find out they're both pining over the same girl.

Lilo refers to the people under Lonelyhearts' spell as "love zombies", likening the situation to the plot of one of the Wasp Mummies movie, where the Wasp Mummy queen laid eggs in the corpses of her victims to make them her undead slaves.

Lilo figures that the only way to rescue Stitch is to defeat Lonelyhearts and force her to un-do the spell. To do this, she rounds up all of the female experiments she can so they can fight their way through the love zombie army and get her. This, unfortunately, means that they have to fight Stitch as well, and he's stronger than all of them combined.

With a lot of skill, creativity, and a little bit of luck, Lilo and Angel team up and defeat Stitch. With no one else to defend her, Lonelyhearts gives up and undoes the spell (leaving a lot of boys very, very confused to what they've been doing over the past few days). But she's still bitter and very much evil, so Lilo doesn't know where Lonelyhearts one true place could be. She figures that if Lonelyhearts could only fall in love herself, she'd see how what she did was wrong and would become good.

Coincidently enough, Gantu swoops down and captures Lonelyhearts right out of their hands. Lonelyhearts mistakes Gantu's intentions, thinking that he gallantly risked his life to rescue her, and falls head over heals in love. Gantu finds this incredibly disturbing and sends her off to Dr. Hamsterviel. Let's just say Hamsterviel isn't going to enjoy a lovesick experiment that won't stop fawning over his least favorite employee.
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Tyraka628's avatar
Is there a full fanfiction of this experiment out there? It'd be the funniest thing ever.